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I'm not mentally prepared for her to have Chicago shows next actually I might fling myself onto the metro tracks instead.
#just to be clear that is a joke#but uh... chicago is my home city#and i live so far away now#and its going to break my heart missing her at Solider field after seeing her there every tour since Red
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When people talk about my favourite minor character: omg Hiiiii do you like Blorbo Dongus too? That's soo cool! I love talking about them! Doesn't matter that your interpretation is different than mine, isn't it so cool that such a minor character can still have such varied interpretations?
When people talk about my favourite popular character: Everyone But Me Is Wrong, This Place Is A Freakshow And I Respect None Of You, Next Person To Misinterpret The Source Material Gets Executed On Sight, You'll All So Fucking Stupid–
#brieuc.txt#How I talk about Simon vs how I talk about Vision#Fellas. I've seen so many bad takes. Fellas.#Nobody but me is allowed to interpret The Vision marvel comics because it's clear some of you cannot be trusted!#(joke I am just defensive about my angry mean red robot)#1k
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“ok is this math really useful though what’s the point of it existing does it matter or is there no practical application” alright. if you write a poem does it matter? Is there an application? What if I killed you
#iso.txt#last sentence obv not serious just the thing where u say something violent as a joke to make a point#TO BE CLEAR! idc if ppl r just curious about applications but i hate it if they’re like weirdly pushy about it#mathematics#mathblr
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favorite thing ♡
the inspo:
aaaaand some inner dialogue for your viewing pleasure:
#narumitsu#wrightworth#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#just so we’re clear on what’s what: the MAIN joke is that phoenix is disagreeing with him#what his favorite thing IS… well.. i’ll leave that up to you (but you can read my thoughts later in tags)#fan art#ace attorney#aa#rendoodles#weirdly proud of how these turned out despite how uncleaned they still are#one of my interpretations of this would be Phoenixs favorite thing isn’t disagreeing with Miles but rather the faces he makes when he does#you could also go for the sappy ‘you’re my favorite thing’ or the less so ‘your ASS is my favorite thing’#truly the options are limitless. please let your imagination fly like the wind
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nah guys it’s not that Grian’s homophobic, it’s just that Smallidarity is his NOTP and instead has platonic or familial headcanons for them
meanwhile Joel and Jimmy are the number one supporters of their own ship and it’s their OTP, much to Grian’s eternal suffering
Scar doesn’t hate it per say, but he’s definitely on team Smalletho and he just watched one of its rival ships kiss in canon, his dislike is understandable
and Impulse is having fun, he doesn’t have any favorite ships cause he likes all ships very casually
#real life smp#grian#smallishbeans#solidaritygaming#goodtimeswithscar#impulsesv#smallidarity#just so we’re clear I am just joking#pj chats
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JACK & JOKER: U STEAL MY HEART! (2024) I EP. 10 "So feisty..."
#jack and joker#jack x joker#jack and joker the series#jack and joker u steal my heart#jack & joker u steal my heart#jackjoke#jack x joke#forfive#yinwar#uservix#userrlaura#userrlana#userfaiza#userspicy#asiandramasource#yin anan#war wanarat#i SHAN'T SPEAK#but! these two are incapable of serving#they know what the public wants#godddd they're so good at this#it's clear that they're being a bit rough with each other without actually wanting to hurt the other one#the tension is just so intense between them and it comes out like that#mywork
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"hualian invented love" well bingqiu invented telling your partner that if you were his mother you wouldn't have aborted him even if it killed you, so. im not sure what that is, but bingqiu sure invented it
#svsss#their freudian bullshit knows no bounds#i was gonna include a screenshot of that passage but i forgot it's like a whole page long oh my god#sqq really needed to get that monologue out there#i like to joke about the abortion love confession but that's because if i start thinking about it too hard i get emotional#bc on the surface it's like haha sqq is comparing himself to his mother and saying he wouldn't abort him#but then in reality it's him telling lbh just how loved he is and wanting him to know he's cared for#the fact that he's alive at all is proof that he was loved#and making it clear that he loves lbh to the point that he'd let that love kill him#god. i need to lie down.
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It irritates me alot when people say that making medic more compassionate is ''missing the point of his character'' when he is literally shown to be in the comics.... did you miss the part where he showed concern for both sniper and miss pauling's well being in comic 5 and 6.
His actions are a combination of genuine attachment + clinical interest and these things do not cancel out one another. He is always pushing boundaries and going against the grain and i think this is what led to him losing his license in the first place. He felt stifled by the rules imposed on him.
He is shown to be extremely passionate so it makes sense that he would use his endless fascination with medicine as a way to show his affection. He loves his friends so he will find a way to make them borderline indestructible. Malpractice is his love language.
#it makes me really angry how adamant some people are against exploring his sweeter side beyond just ''heehoo evil doctor''#idk how to tell you that giving a character a wider range of complexities and oftentimes contradicting traits#does not equal 'woobification'. him being friendly social and cheerful and fascinated with the world around him (which he canonically is)#is not the same thing as writing him as a helpless softboy. those two things do not correlate#he was visibly worried when sniper wanted to get back in the fight!#it's so abundantly clear that medic just misses social cues and doesn't always react accordingly#plus his quote unquote evilness is a joke it's not. something that is meant to be taken seriously#he's more comparable to a saturday morning cartoon villain except he is a protagonist#the way he approaches medicine to me is very similiar to#a child playing potions if that makes sense. he is throwing shit together to see what sticks#and having fun with it#i might rewrite this later to be more coherent because i have alot of thoughts on him that are jumbled together#and there is so much to say abt him#also i find it so funny how inconsistent he is. he tells them they all hallucinated before brain death#yet he personally went to hell multiple times. why did he do that#tf2#medic#tf2 medic#medic tf2#team fortress 2
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he giggles
#wriothesley#neuvillette#wriolette#neuvithesley#genshin impact#he goes aheeheehooheehoohee#i think once neuvillette figures out how to make him laugh. he'd do it all day. and the formula is simple too he just gotta say something#really stupid. and absurd. in his usual super serious iudex voice#and wriothesley is in stitches. it's so easy. he just gotta say 'yippee' and profit. 'slay queen' and wriothesley is incapacitated#also. imagine he's ticklish. but i dont think Neuv would tickle him intentionally I think he's like. 'i heard tickling gets violent fast'#'i will not resort to that to summon moethesley'#he doesn't want to Hurt Him he just wants to see him smile and laugh and be all pink in the face. but I do think he accidentally#sets him off all the time. with kisses (neck/ears) or just like grabbing his waist and suddenly wriothesley violently Wriggles yknow.#the tickled reaction. wriothesley laments the destruction of his scary big dog image every day#but. neuvillette would only make jokes at home anyway. and to be clear it's the simple fact that neuvillette is trying to Be Funny .#that's really funny to wriothesley. or just like his awkwardness. back before he figures out he can Intentionally make wriothesley laugh#he'd bewitch him with his his gap moeism#the layers to it. Wriothesley gets embarrassed later on when he catches on because he Knows Neuvillette likes seeing him all tickled.#and flustered. and that's like so mortifying bro what do you mean you're happy just seeing me being moe#and he's embarrassed because he should not be falling for it every single time. it should not be this funny#the nerves just makes him laugh even harder. and the whole time neuvillette is just sitting there. silently delighted. waiting for the#perfect comedic timing. so he can drop a 'cowabunga!' with the exclaimation mark and all. wriothesley can't even catch his damn breathe#art#my art
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Oh yeah?? Could a child do THIS??? *represses his grief and pretends everybody's okay for the next trillion years*
#(to be clear i do think Bill was an adult when the massacre took place)#(the Axolotl just looks at this depressed emotionally stunted monster and goes 'you are a five day old baby. who's looking after you')#(but man read whatever you want into the joke i'm not your boss.)#bill cipher#the axolotl#gravity falls axolotl#gravity falls#fanart#my art#(i could have just drawn this instead of writing 45000 words of fic about it)
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me#(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet#but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him#i adore crowley don't get me wrong#(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them#just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like#and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad#it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder
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i never realized, in the beginning of weirdmaggedon 1, bill says that he's "been trapped inside my own decaying dimension." Ik a lot of people depict him like going other places after destroying his universe, but I guess that he really couldn't. that was the whole point of him trying to get ford to build the portal for him, so he WOULDN'T be stuck in the 2d dimension. everyone he met, he met through traveling through the nightmare dimension and the dreamscape. He'd never seen any of them in person.... which would mean that his physical self had to be stuck on euclydia, right??? that means every time he wasn't invading people's dreams, every time he woke up, he was right back at his home dimension where he killed everyone. Just kinda... i dunno, floating in space? like oh my fucking god, no wonder he was never able to get over it for millions of years. jesus christ yeah the guy needs therapy, every single one of his wounds are scabs that never got to even start the healing process.
#bill cipher#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#tbob spoilers#talkbox#just thoughts ig#like oh my goddddddd and fords like the first guy he ever talked to about like. anything.#he told his henchmaniacs but from the page on the website its pretty clear he spiced it up for them#i don't even think he told THEM that he killed them all right????#cus when they talk to time baby#time babys like BROOO HE KILLED EVERYONE HE KNEW#and they're all like ??? uh?? you said you liberated your dimension dude what the fuck#like he's not even telling his evil friends about the evil thing he did#issuuueeessssssssssssssssssssssssss#like obviously its shrouded in jokes bc bill is never fucking serious#but i do just think he really fucking hates himself more than anyone#awhhh boo hoo clap if you care
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Birds of a Feather previous / next
#my art#birds of a feather#we finally meet the shit auntie that started this stupid competition to begin with!#marinette's confident about clapping back to her because felix's class has made it pretty clear she's an ass#and this time its not a peer that she has to psychoanalyze#its an adult stranger being an asshole#so shes like. limiters off time to kill you actually#if marinette was just a little more sleep deprived she would#also her name IS a variant of Cerberus#the joke here is that she's gatekeeping a hobby and sport#the same way the three headed hound gatekeeps hell#its also a play off of instructor Dante's name
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see you around, rvb
#'you'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you' or whatever#but not just church's love for tex#the love the reds and blues have for each other#that the freelancers had for each other#etc etc etc#do you ever think about how caboose spent months all by himself trying to build epsilon a body#and telling him stories about their adventures#rvb is a ghost story AND a love story (what's the difference) disguised by a thin veneer of halo armor and stupid jokes#red vs blue#rvb#rvb19#rvb restoration#why is this always has been image I found online so crystal clear#rooster teeth#in the middle of making this I saw a restoration spoiler so i'm going to go lay facedown on the floor now
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So funny imagining Mr and Mr Games, millionaires and sharers of a mortgage, refusing to pay for the other being like no you ordered an entree im not paying for that nevermind post canceled NordVPN's bitch capitalester absolutely would
#jus joking to be clear#also i honestly never understood why splitting the bill was a big deal in relationships#like my friends mom was so offended when friend mentioned splitting the bill with her boyfriend#and its like you know men dont inherently have more money than women right#and like it just makes sense to split if you dont have a shared account#you pay for what you order crazy concept#intellectual monologue#dan and phil#phan
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Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too
#elden ring#elden ring varre#white mask varre#varre#white faced varre#tarnished#tarnished oc#varre x tarnished#tw; blood#suggestive#no jokes or humor this time sorry#just Varre being Varre#I know I usually stick to humor stuff but this clawed through my brain like an eldritch horror#I actually hate 5/11 Varre faces I drew here but I did my best#sometimes homeboy is gonna look like a lil gremlin and there’s nothing I can do about it#but also those other 6 /11 faces are the best I’ve ever done so I’ll take it#never been more clear to me how I unconsciously push myself to do harder things#like we got crazy hand angles with defined knuckles and fingernails#we got the upward angle face that doesn’t look like shit#we got form fitting lighting that is passable#semi accurate fabric physics#did I not give a fuck about the BG#yes#but I’m here for Varre sex appeal not rendering bricks#also misericorde magically changes scale throughout the whole comic#lmao oops#most detailed environmental lighting I’ve done too#Christ the lengths I go to for deranged fictional men#at the very least I feel like the dialogue isn’t ooc#me fighting for my life to make sure Varre looks like the same damn character between each panel
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